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whiskyandoldspice:

do you ever feel like you want to contribute to the fandom

but you literally have no original thoughts left for photosets or fic or meta or anything else

just nothing

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“Hey, remember when you had a crush on-“

ph1l-dunphy:


brokenwetdreams:

i hate it when people dont hate people i hate


almostoutofminutes:

snorlaxatives:

my life is kind of like an infomercial because i suck at everything i do


  • Me: Harry Potter is, like, the gateway fandom. You start reading the books, then all of a sudden you have a Sonic Screw driver, you're carrying salt everywhere and awkwardly in love with Sherlock Holmes and you don't really know how any of it happened, but you're pretty sure it started because Mr. and Mrs. Vernon Dursely of 4 Privet Drive were proud to say that they were perfectly normal thank you very much.
  • Friend: I don't even know how to respond to that.

When I’m finally home


Use of Profanity With Age
  • 8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
  • 15 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
  • 21 years old: MERLIN'S BEARD, MY FRAKKING COMPUTER DIED! You stupid pile of electronics! Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries!!

  • *playing video games*
  • Someone: H--
  • Me: oMFG I died because you were talkinG

andysambergg:

i have so much homework

what movie should i watch


thebloodybaron:

the amount of men i would marry without a second’s hesitation is a little appalling.